By Maxwell Ryan
Cottonelle Clean Care Toilet Paper
• $.90 Per Roll
• Amazon.com
I seem to have an opinion on everything, and toilet paper has not escaped my gaze. This is mainly because I hate toilet paper that’s too billowy and thick and clogs my toilet. I hate toilet paper that has dancing flowers all over it. I hate toilet paper that feels like parchment and tears as it leaves the roll. What do I like? My top toilet paper is the Cottonelle (above) which has nice pin stripes and is perfectly in the middle of my road with regard to all the other issues. It’s a great choice, but, over the years, there are others I have liked a lot too, as well as one that is winning the reviews…

