By Tess Wilson
In my dozen-plus years of schleppin’ it to the laundromat, I learned a few things: which laundromats had best staff, vending machines, and washers-to-dryers-to-creeps ratio, how to stuff two weeks’ worth of laundry into a suitcase, what days and times I would have the place to myself, and most of all, how to be an upstanding launderer…

